Thread: why motorcycles are better than men

A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
If your motorcycle is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.
You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy motorcycle.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
If your motorcycle is loose you can tighten it.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
A smooth motorcycle won't expect anything in return.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Your parents won't keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.
You and your best friend can ride your motorycle two-up and it won't complain.

For you men LOL!!!

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Why motorcycles Are Better Than Women?




1. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your motorcycle any time of the month.
3. Motorcycles don't have parents.
4. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your motorcycles with your friends.
6. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you've driven.
7. When riding, you and your motorcycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have now.
9. Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles.
10. Motorcycles don't care if you buy motorcycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're going to own a new motorcycle” unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your motorcycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black/white motorcycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your motorcycles.
17. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can ride your motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
19. You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
20. Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
21. Motorcycles don't get headaches.
22. Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
23. Your motorcycles never wants a night out with other motorcycles.
24. Corvettes don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your motorcycle.
26. If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your motorcycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you need to wear when driving your motorcycle is a good helmet (in most states).
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorcycle.

Originally Posted by mrs.mellowyellow

For you men LOL!!!

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Why motorcycles Are Better Than Women?




1. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
2. You can drive your motorcycle any time of the month.
3. Motorcycles don't have parents.
4. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your motorcycles with your friends.
6. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you've driven.
7. When riding, you and your motorcycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have now.
9. Motorcycles don't care if you look at other motorcycles.
10. Motorcycles don't care if you buy motorcycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're going to own a new motorcycle” unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your motorcycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black/white motorcycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your motorcycles.
17. If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again.
18. You can ride your motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
19. You can stop riding your motorcycle as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated.
20. Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
21. Motorcycles don't get headaches.
22. Motorcycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
23. Your motorcycles never wants a night out with other motorcycles.
24. Corvettes don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your motorcycle.
26. If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your motorcycle the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you need to wear when driving your motorcycle is a good helmet (in most states).
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your motorcycle.

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