A wall street investment banker, a tea bag party member, and a public sector worker went into a doughnut shop to get a dozen donuts.
The wall street banker said to the others, "I don't have any cash on me. Can you guys pay?"
When they got their donuts, the wall street banker promptly put 11 of them on his plate.
He then gestured to the public sector worker, and said to the tea bagger, "You'd better watch this guy. He's gonna want half your doughnut."